Queen of the Goblins

John Mayer's twitter reads

"Last night I gave the sloppiest bowl job of my life"

I read that as BLOW JOB, and I'm sure lots did, too! john you're not helping the rumors.

UPDATE: Just re-read the whole thing which is so funny. The whole thing reads:

"Last night I gave the sloppiest bowl job of my life. I must have bowled like 8 guys, and then just sort of gave up before anybody finished"

i love him

wow, I'm just reading that the withdrawal method is 80% effective! that is pretty good...

Dear Durex,

I have a drawer full of condoms and I don't even use condoms. Looks like I'm either a really good girl or a really bad one. Either way, please make your boxes less colourful and shiny as to not to attract compulsive shoppers like myself. My boyfriend must think I'm cheating on him.

Thank you.

xoxo

PS- Also your dildos look weird. Those are coming nowhere near me

it's true that you mostly regret what you don't do

but unnecessary and unwanted oversharing, is very regrettable too

ouch

cup of tea

 

Quote of the day

"May my quivering lips taste the coolness of yours as the warmth of my eternal love enters you and stays with you forever"