Queen of the Goblins

YouTube Brainstorming

Alright, my YouTube Insight has spoken. As a good entertainer I must now attempt to adapt to my demographic fanbase and will be choosing two directions. My next videos will include:

1. Me half naked dressed up as a 15 year old schoolgirl in Size 8 dresses, singing faintly. Possibly oiled up?
2. Me having 5 o'clock tea while discussing the wonders of pastries, L'Artisan perfumes and latest trends in cottage home rugs and curtains tailoring and color patterns this season.

quote of the day

"you spoke about bodyguards, boyfriends and male bisexual experimentation all night"

"EVERYBODY was looking at you"

drunken drinks

- *whispers* hey...go over to that singing guy, tell him you're my bodyguard, hit him with my umbrella and tell him to go back to playing the Beatles, i can't stand this song.

 and then... oh fuck i forgot!!

- what?

- i don't have my fake money here, i can't pay you.

haha i love it

FrikiZ (in spanish)

http://jotacedt.blogspot.com/2008/06/revista-de-videojuegos-frikiz.html

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