"Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed
against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me
"walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months.
I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half."
www.fmylife.com
haha, Starbucks suggestions from customers:
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Why
is Starbucks discontinuing keeping decaf coffee brewed in the afternoon
(one can request it to be brewed and wait forever). People who are
concerned about caffeine intact want decaf in the afternoon &
evening; NOT IN THE AM. Whoever made this decision must have been half
asleep (drank decaf in the AM).
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WHY
IS IT THAT ALL THE STARBUCK'S IN THE PHILLY AREA WILL NOT MAKE A NEW
POT OF BOLD COFFEE IN THE MORNING UNTIL YOU RUN OUT? CONSISTANTLY I AM
ASKED TO WAIT OR JUST LEAVE BECAUSE YOU RUN OUT OF COFFEE. IS IT TO
MUCH TO ASK A COFFEE COMPANY TO HAVE COFFEE ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR THE
MORNING RUSH HOUR????
DUNKIN DONUTS CAN DO IT
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I CAN ONLY GET TOILET WATER PIKES PEAK COFFEE IN STARBUCKS AND IM IN NYC
STOP THE PIKES PLACE MOVEMENT!!!!
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I am wondering if you might carry Organic Rice Milk
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I've taken the time to compile a PERFECT dating profile template. You can now virtually use it for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, I'd even go as far as saying - doesn't this make a great Personal Statement for your CV? Be creative! New to town? Slap it on your front door and get acquainted with your neighbours!
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hiya i'm new to this whole internet dating thing but my friend told me about this site after i'd been in a bad breakup and it's been several months so...nothing to lose! wow I don't know what to write here I'm not one to talk about myself, is it even possible to describe oneself in a box?
i'm a nice kind, honest easygoing young guy I like to relax and chill enjoying a variety of activities and even discussion on general topics or just anything that opens the mind. I am trustworthy, reliable, and I've been told I am certainly attractive. I don't take myself too seriously and like laughing at myself, life's too short lol I can't stop laughing !
Id like to meet a nice, happy genuine girl (looks are not important but it certanly helps. NO PIC NO REPLY i could be talking with my high school teacher here who nows) and who is up for a laugh. Someone who is a special girl, bombshell on the outside, sweet and caring and independant, who has some direction in her life and nows what she wants but who still wants to share life experiences with someone. Someone
On my ideal date i would take my lady somewhere fun but informal and chilledso we can get to now each other and have a laugh and then who nows, there's no point if we can't talk! A lady who can hold her part of the conversation would be nice, no point if we're not talking
THings I enjoy doing are: looking at the stars, going out and having a good time, playing tennis, cooking (I´ve been told I have conquered the tomato sauce-very tasty!), spending time in front of the TV. I'm into cars, I mean everything from classics to modern day supercars.... none of your 'chav' Corsa's though thanks, that's just not my style, I prefer something with a bit more class!) ;)
Things i have NO interest in:
- Obese women. Please don't write to tell me that I hurt your feelings because your dad is obese. ALL women with obese genes in there families just iGNORE this profile.`
- Women who complain that "they can't read my mind". Well if you can't read my mind maybe you're not meant to read it!
Favorite movie: Anything by Megan Foxx,
Favorite books: Sophie's World.
If you like what you see why not get back to me and well take it from there. Anything else you wanna now , "just ASK!"
[LittleTony34 photo, photo caption reads "me drunk in my birthday Mallorca 08 Yes i am a large guy but I am who i am"]
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[8 year old cousin (female) enters my sister's bedroom and tells me]
- She places all her dolls on the top shelf so i can't play with them. She doesn't realise they're gonna take suicide one of these days
[speaking about her end of year party]
- You better come back from London for the dinner. And you can bring like, your boyfriends and ex boyfriends
- My ex boyfriends too?
- Well not to the dinner, maybe to the afterparty
- What about your boyfriends, will they be there?
- Diana I'm only eight, I don't really need a boyfriend just yet
[speaking of boyfriends]
- there was this boy...when we went on holiday this Summer. His name was Jim and he was foreign
- Sexy.
- yea he was cute. I didn't understand him but i liked how he pronounced my name
She's fab!
Alright, my YouTube Insight has spoken. As a good entertainer I must now attempt to adapt to my demographic fanbase and will be choosing two directions. My next videos will include:
1. Me half naked dressed up as a 15 year old schoolgirl in Size 8 dresses, singing faintly. Possibly oiled up?
2. Me having 5 o'clock tea while discussing the wonders of pastries, L'Artisan perfumes and latest trends in cottage home rugs and curtains tailoring and color patterns this season.
"you spoke about bodyguards, boyfriends and male bisexual experimentation all night"
"EVERYBODY was looking at you"
- *whispers* hey...go over to that singing guy, tell him you're my bodyguard, hit him with my umbrella and tell him to go back to playing the Beatles, i can't stand this song.
and then... oh fuck i forgot!!
- what?
- i don't have my fake money here, i can't pay you.
- How old are you (really)? ___
