Queen of the Goblins

[night out at Proud, Camden with Victoria]

D- He has a girlfriend
V- He's so cute!
D- That's why I'm telling you

"To claim that girls and women want to look like blonde bombshells because of the billboards, movies, TV shows, music videos, and magazine advertisements makes as little sense as to claim that people become hungry because they are bombarded with images of food in the media. If only the media would stop inundating people with images of food, they would never be hungry! Women’s desire to be blonde preceded the media by centuries, if not millennia."

Excerpt from "Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters"

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Victoria & Diana's adventures Day out 3

V- Four...
D - Are you counting?
V- Sort of
D- Okay let's count. Five
V- Six

D - Why don't you take your t shirt off?
Bobby - You do it
D - No I don't wanna touch you

D - Hands off! I'm gonna put some ice down your pants
Bobby - What?
D - This
Bobby - hey!

Bobby - Kiss me on my cheek again?
D - No, you are the worst cheek kisser i've ever met.

Bobby - You smacked me really hard

Bobby - My girlfriend is a goat
D - My boyfriend is a panther
Bobby - I was joking
D - I'm not
Bobby - that's crazy
D - You're the one who's fucking a goat.

Bobby - you want me to get you a drink?
D - No thanks, I pick up them up from the tables for free
Bobby - oh. Can you get a drink then?

[After club, on the street walking on the wrong direction]
V - Hi construction guys! Do you know anywhere around here where we could go eat?? we're STARVING. I don't care what kind of food, I'll eat anything
D - She'll eat anything
V - Can you guys pose for a photo with me?

Black guy - I am from Jamaica
D - I am from Jamaica, too!
Black guy - oh hey

[at McDonalds]
D - Nice to meet you come with us. Are you gay though? We only go with gay guys
Gay Guy - Yes i am actually haha
D - oh that's great, we too. High five!

[getting home]
D - I'm not drunk I'm just really, really happy hahaha
V - Gosh Diana, you look happy! Here gimme the key, I'll open