V - Look at me, I'm huge since I came here with all this food. This is what this house does to you! It gives you boobs. You've had dinner, you might grow some boobs tomorrow
D - I'd love that
V - What did you do..? Did you change your hair tone?
D - No I changed my skintone
V - Oh
D - That's why my hair looks kind of weird
V - Yea..
D - I was trying this self tanner, i woke up and was like oh my god I'm a black woman!

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