V- What are you doing..?
D- I've just drank vodka through my nose, i don't know how this happened
D- Edward, how is your name pronounced, Ed-uhard or Edwaohrd
E- Warren
V- I thought he was Andrew. I've been calling him Andrew
D- I kinda prefer Edward
E- Can I ask you a question?
D- No i don't answer anything without my interview coach
D- Fine we'll go to a strip club. But gentlemen I have to warn you, we're a 1000 per hour
M- What would you like to drink?
D- Chai Latte
V- Stop it you can't order Chai Latte at 2 in the morning in a club
Chinese Guy- Okay from what I can tell, your boyfriend is not white- his skin is caramel color- and has dark brown eyes and long brown hair
D- You are good.
M- So where are you girls heading to?
D- To a casino
V- No we weren't?
D- Shh stick to the story
D- Also casinos don't close until 5.30 so we can stay until then..No wait- that's when the tube starts. I guess that's why I leave at 5.30?
M- Shut up you're drunk
M- Hey. You took your clothes off
D- All the other girls did it
M- Well it's a strip club
- Do you need a car lady?
D- No we want to get a bicycle
- How old are you?
D- Fifteen
- You're too young
D- I'm not fifteen you doo doo head, can't you see I'm 23?
- Okay come in
- Thank you
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