LG- Can we play teacher?
- Okay. I thought you were doing that with Carlota
- Yea but she's boring. Oh I know, I'll be your ASSISTANT
- Yes!!
- what are you doing with the calculator?
LG- adding up the ages of the women in our family. How old is your mom?
- I dunno
LG- I'll take that as a 50
[going through pictures of my iphone contacts]
LG- Who's this one?
D - A friend..model
- Why is he half naked?
- He's modelling. Do you like him?
- I'm not sure about the muscles
- Me neither. less muscles, right?
- I was thinking a couple more
- More?? are you crazy? Look at his face though. He's cute
- Yea he is cute..except for the mole. Why is he taking pictures of himself putting on clothes anyway??
- Oh come on it's just a little mole, i didn't even see it...
- Oh here's your ex.....sooooooo cute. He's hot.
- Yea he is
- Go back with him. Look at him! no mole...soo cute. Looks soo sweet. Looks like such a good guy. Doesn't have gay pictures of him putting on clothes.
- you're blushing, you don't even know him...
- i like rockstars. Got any more?
- Any more what?
- Hot men in your friends
- you are NINE
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