[On the phone with my little sister aged 15. She's just fabulous!]

- So how are you doing with your boyfriends
- Diana...I don't have any boyfriends..
- You don't? I don't believe you..
- Also you told me I wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend until i was TWENTY!
- Oh, that's right I did. I'm glad you remember and I do hope you're following my advice
- yeaa
- Yea but wait you're not fooling me....you're not doing very well, you KISSED someone last summer! I didn't kiss anybody until I was like nineteen
- ARGH whatever. Diana listen to me.. he was.... [whispering] really..... hot
- Was he?
- Yea...like, reaaaally hot! i didn't know what else to do!
- Oh okay FINE. I'll make an exception there, I understand your situation, sometimes you just have to if they're really hot, or if they're singers.. but ONLY with really hot ones, got it?
- Yea. Only REAALLY hot.
- Really