oh my god
Yesterday the chef at the french takeway shop in ibiza recognised me, and said he had been reading my blog! So. Funny.
Cheers and a shoutout to him X
Diana
Cheers and a shoutout to him X
Diana
August 18, 2008
How to survive hundreds of unread emails, by Diana
Just mark them all as read and forget about it.
Books smell good
- You should make use of this library while you're staying here, there's a huge collection, historic.. you should be learning from them
- I have been, i'm learning, i'm reading loads! your books are fantastic i love them
- Really? I don't believe you i don't see it, what have you been reading?
- Really. They're out on that cushion there, i left a few i was reading the other day
- "1000 Nudes", "The Body" and "Desire"?
- Well I'm reading the photographic ones first
Sa caleta
Fantastic sparkling diamonds sunset ^This message was sent from a BlackBerry device
August 17, 2008
Yum yum
Cucumber carrots apples ginger ^This message was sent from a BlackBerry device
August 15, 2008
Beachy June
^This message was sent from a BlackBerry device
August 14, 2008
I'm making friends in the plane to ibiza. They've agreed to keep all my bags in their front back seats so that I don't have to put them in the bloody compartiments ^This message was sent from a BlackBerry device
August 12, 2008
mood of the day: apotheosis
and a kiss to everyone from the goblin queen
August 10, 2008
Summer
i don't know these people but this is the most romantic photo ever!
IN
Rainbows!
OUT:
Block colours
August 09, 2008
YouTube Brainstorming
Alright, my YouTube Insight has spoken. As a good entertainer I must now attempt to adapt to my demographic fanbase and will be choosing two directions. My next videos will include:
1. Me half naked dressed up as a 15 year old schoolgirl in Size 8 dresses, singing faintly. Possibly oiled up?
2. Me having 5 o'clock tea while discussing the wonders of pastries, L'Artisan perfumes and latest trends in cottage home rugs and curtains tailoring and color patterns this season.
quote of the day
"you spoke about bodyguards, boyfriends and male bisexual experimentation all night"
"EVERYBODY was looking at you"
August 08, 2008
YouTube Insight tells me things i don't wanna know
My audience is 89% male, most between the ages of 55-64. My 11% female audience is "Over 65". Wha...???
August 07, 2008
drunken drinks
- *whispers* hey...go over to that singing guy, tell him you're my bodyguard, hit him with my umbrella and tell him to go back to playing the Beatles, i can't stand this song.
and then... oh fuck i forgot!!
- what?
- i don't have my fake money here, i can't pay you.
quote of the day
- My desktop doesn't work as well as my laptop
- I think it's the lack of baths
- Yea
August 06, 2008
quote of the day
"I like your bum bum. I think you would look good arguing with me in the car"
August 05, 2008
August 04, 2008
oh my god! they're so adorable!
i wanna squiiiish them and then kidnap them. The whole family.
i'm really into this guy
God, i dont know if this belongs in the "Yes Please" category or in the "more more MORE" one i'm puzzled
thanks to carlo who found this photo for me!
it's a fantastic shot i took of a ripe fig, ages ago. can't you just taste it
90s comeback!! Finally
bring back the bodysuits!!
August 03, 2008
August 02, 2008
awww
say hello to my friend, on the right. And his new girlfriend.
July 25, 2008
July 05, 2008
3some please
UPDATE:
This is so funny, I just found out these are Gemma Ward and Lily Donaldson. A sales assistant was enchanted by me the other day saying i was lily donaldson, i didn't even know who she was. Twin threesome!!
UPDATE:
Am i missing from that photo or what!!
July 04, 2008
June 29, 2008
quote of the day
- Do you ever think that you're ADDICTED to Facebook?
- Yea i am but let's discuss it later, i have a recording in 5 mins and a message to answer
June 28, 2008
Indiana Jones was fantastic!
he was hot. there were evil communists in russian accents, as usual. skulls. magic. beautiful landscapes. invincible characters. happy ending. I loved it :P
June 12, 2008
First question in a gynecologist visit form
- How old are you (really)? ___
Quote of the day
"May my quivering lips taste the coolness of yours as the warmth of my eternal love enters you and stays with you forever"
