oh my god
Cheers and a shoutout to him X
Diana
Just mark them all as read and forget about it.
- You should make use of this library while you're staying here, there's a huge collection, historic.. you should be learning from them
- I have been, i'm learning, i'm reading loads! your books are fantastic i love them
- Really? I don't believe you i don't see it, what have you been reading?
- Really. They're out on that cushion there, i left a few i was reading the other day
- "1000 Nudes", "The Body" and "Desire"?
- Well I'm reading the photographic ones first
I'm making friends in the plane to ibiza. They've agreed to keep all my bags in their front back seats so that I don't have to put them in the bloody compartiments ^This message was sent from a BlackBerry device
Alright, my YouTube Insight has spoken. As a good entertainer I must now attempt to adapt to my demographic fanbase and will be choosing two directions. My next videos will include:
1. Me half naked dressed up as a 15 year old schoolgirl in Size 8 dresses, singing faintly. Possibly oiled up?
2. Me having 5 o'clock tea while discussing the wonders of pastries, L'Artisan perfumes and latest trends in cottage home rugs and curtains tailoring and color patterns this season.
"you spoke about bodyguards, boyfriends and male bisexual experimentation all night"
"EVERYBODY was looking at you"
My audience is 89% male, most between the ages of 55-64. My 11% female audience is "Over 65". Wha...???
- *whispers* hey...go over to that singing guy, tell him you're my bodyguard, hit him with my umbrella and tell him to go back to playing the Beatles, i can't stand this song.
and then... oh fuck i forgot!!
- what?
- i don't have my fake money here, i can't pay you.
- My desktop doesn't work as well as my laptop
- I think it's the lack of baths
- Yea
"I like your bum bum. I think you would look good arguing with me in the car"
bring back the bodysuits!!
- Do you ever think that you're ADDICTED to Facebook?
- Yea i am but let's discuss it later, i have a recording in 5 mins and a message to answer
he was hot. there were evil communists in russian accents, as usual. skulls. magic. beautiful landscapes. invincible characters. happy ending. I loved it :P
- How old are you (really)? ___
"May my quivering lips taste the coolness of yours as the warmth of my eternal love enters you and stays with you forever"